Add this to the "Nonsense" column!

At XYZ School, the principal wanted each grade teacher to submit a time for their "Gradual Release" block! So when Teacher X takes his/her kids to the bathroom during a scheduled bathroom break, Teacher Y is there on Teacher X's time. Teacher Y says, "I had to change my bathroom break because of gradual release."

You want a sign that some administrative mandates are nonsensical, there's your sign!